i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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