I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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