quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She even gives head with a lisp.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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