Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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