she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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