umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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