Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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