Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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