I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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