Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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