So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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