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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?

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  im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle

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  Guys should not giggle. Ever.

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• (805): View more from California

  Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking

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  only in oregon

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• (510): View more from California

  Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.

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• (858): View more from California

  I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today

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