Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today