i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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