And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
You can make out without kissing
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