Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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