what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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