So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I cut my penus on the lid.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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