what if I'm pregnant?
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OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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