Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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