C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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