? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
BRING THE BAGELS
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
