My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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