You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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