rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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