i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm like, not good at living.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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