I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think your dad took our porno
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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