Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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