Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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