Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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