It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You've changed since you got that strap on
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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