Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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