It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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