Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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