That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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