I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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