That's intense
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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