You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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