Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You had me at "let me see your balls"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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