is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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