It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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