we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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