hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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