And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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