I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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