Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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