Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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