why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize