She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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