I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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