I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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