Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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