Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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