you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We had to coat check the pizza.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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