Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize