Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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