You really coming over, don't trick.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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