NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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